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before heading to kallang for the seasports carnival yesterday,
there was an ongoing cat fight on the bus! lol.
believe it or not, there's this middle-aged woman with an elderly man sitting next to her.
she had this real thick make-up on her; thick eye liner, real red blushers and ewwww thick and fugly eye shadows??
this one is REALLY HILARIOUS!!
you'll love it.
it started off when erica accidentally 'pushed' this elderly man as the bus jerked.
the bus was really crowded.
and this woman happily warned erica in a somewhat rude and harsh manner with words like "HELLO, CAN YOU STOP PUSHING HIM? YOU SHOULD HAVE MANNERS YOU KNOW!".
erica did apologised to him and he was nice, he didn't mind at all.
but that woman was still mumbling something like "these group of students seriously do not have any proper upbringing.., bitch.., no manners.., should respect the elders...".
she was saying so loudly la. lol.
erica couldn't "tahan", you know her la, and she mumbled back "old spinster..., bitch..., slut..." LOUDLY. lol.
that woman straight away turned around
and scolded erica "BITCH!"
i was sitting right behind and i was like laughing! =D
they were like having a cat fight, scolding each other, vulgarities and everything! lol.
and guess what, when she was alighting,
she was scolding the poor man for blocking her way and somehow dragged him down the bus!
how ironic things can get eh?
"no respect for elders...." lol.
it was really a 'live' drama right smacked in front of me. haha.
i was laughing all the way lol.

poor twin, but always remember the song "move bitch" by ludacris kays? =D


well, today it's my turn to encounter weird people.

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i was lying down on the table at macs near the glass window and listening to my ipod.
and suddenly this old lady,
around 70 years of age popped outta nowhere,
carrying a "pao" in a plastic bag in her hands, as in the bun which can be eaten?
she was glaring through the glass window at me!
i was thinking "goodness gracious, is she human?!"
she kept pointing at me and offering me her "pao"!!
i kept rejecting her, but she kept insisting.
it looked as though she somewhat penetrated through the glass window,
i was really FREAKED OUT!
then this group of guys were laughing at her. lol
and her maid came,
she scolded her maid and even took her slippers out and try to threaten her. lol
all of us were like laughing so loudly inside macs. lol
another 'live' drama eh?
i was really afraid she would stalk me home. lol
but lucky me, she left that very place after persuading me for quite a while.
phew.
but this old lady was really cute. haha.
i don't think she meant any harm la. =)